How To Be Opinionated

The way you’re doing it now sucks.  Do it my way, and unicorns will shit gumdrops on your doorstep.  It’s not that hard; nobody does it because of some obvious-but-overlooked nuance discovered only by me.

4 thoughts on “How To Be Opinionated

  1. I think it’s also worth noting that while it’s not hard, and you have discovered the nuance, EVERYONE ELSE IS DUMB! It’s probably best if you wall yourself off from them, as not to become contaminated. I can give you some pointers there, if you’re interested.

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